Things Not To Say To Your Wife When…

She’s pregnant:

  • “I just didn’t realize that you would get so big!”
  • “I don’t understand why you’re so tired. You haven’t done anything today.”
  • “Well, you definitely look pregnant.”

She’s in labor:

  • “Come on, it’s not that bad.”
  • “You don’t hear me complaining.”
  • “I had a headache once that probably felt similar to this.”
  • “Just breathe.”

When she’s leaving the hospital:

  • “Wow, you still look sort of pregnant.”
  • “You know that tonight is Monday Night Football, right?”

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