Things That Should Probably Be Illegal

Just for fun.

  • Any movie featuring both Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal.
  • Any more “Chicken Soup for the [insert person, such as astronaut] Soul books.
  • Letting George Lucas anywhere near a camera.
  • Attaching the word “extreme” to something that isn’t, specifically deodorant or shampoo.
  • Bible covers with any of the following on the front: Bald Eagle, very caucasian looking Jesus, the praying hands.
  • Talking loudly on a cellphone, as if you were communicating with someone in space [I think I do this sometimes].
  • Air quotes, except in extreme circumstances.
  • The phrase “it’s not so much the heat, but the humidity that gets you”.
  • Letting Stephen ride a scooter.
  • Letting Stephen do these silly lists.

Many more things need to be made illegal. What would you add?

9 Comments

  • Gavin says:

    The phrase, “we are not under law, but grace”, ought to be illegal. But come to think of it, that’s actually a fairly good reason why not to make lists of things that ought to be illegal. …Another thing that ought to be illegal: making things that were already quite easy, even more “instant”; such as “Instant Mac & Cheese.”

  • A preacher reading blogs on Saturday afternoon when his sermon isn’t finished.

  • Steven Tran says:

    Eating noodles with a fork…

    Ok…there, I said it…

  • Paul Huxley says:

    Saying “God told me that we should do X in situation Y”, where X is a specific course of action and Y is a situation where wisdom and unity are necessary.
    Making laws to make anything illegal that isn’t already.

  • Paul Huxley says:

    Aah… I put nice xhtml in my comment above to make it appear as a list but it doesn’t appear formatted correctly. It should read:

    * Saying ?God told me that we should do X in situation Y?, where X is a specific course of action and Y is a situation where wisdom and unity are necessary.

    * Making laws to make anything illegal that isn?t already.

  • Stephanie A. says:

    "It’s not so much the heat, but the humidity that gets you”. Guilty. But so true!! Now I'm really going to have to stop saying that every day…

  • Stephanie A. says:

    Note: The above mentioned weather should come with a law that bans mini skirts and spaghetti straps from the worship service…sigh.

  • Gavin – But instant Mac & Cheese has saved me so much time!

    Terry – So the question is, did you get your sermon done?

    Paul – Making laws to do what? I couldn’t follow.

    Stephanie – Please stop saying it. We’ll all be better off.

  • * Chrome car decals with any combination of fish with or without legs eating each other.

    * “As seen on TV”

    * Those fliers they put under your windshield wiper that you don’t notice are there until you are driving on the highway and it starts to rain.

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