Sometimes my mind wanders to strange places, as it did this morning when it began composing these preacher limericks. Please know, all these are done purely in fun, and I highly respect all the people in these limericks.
AN ODE TO PAUL
There once was a man named Tripp
Who had a feral beast on his lip
He’d tell you the fruit is produced by the root
And his wardrobe is really quite hip
AN ODE TO JOHN
There once was a preacher named Piper
Whose preaching moves were quite hyper
“Don’t go to Hell for picking up shells!”
He’d say to the Don’t-Waste-Your-Lifers
AN ODE TO MARK
There once was a pastor named Driscoll
Who preached like an air to ground missile
He yelled at the dudes to quit being lewd
And to give up video game pistols
AN ODE TO TIM
There once was a pastor named Keller
Who was an intelligent feller
He defended the truth to a post-modern youth
And could forsee like a good fortune teller
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