Wait no longer! Write them on Post-It notes, cross-stitch them on your pillow, have Siri repeat them to you daily.
1. Don?t stop searching until you?ve found ?The Secret to the Christian Life.?
It?s out there! Don?t give up. It might be baptism in the Holy Spirit. It might be true surrender. It might be faith. It might be resting in what God?s already done. It might be?well, you go find it on your own. Don?t let the fact that two thousand years of Christian history has yet to produce the final solution to the perplexities of living as redeemed sinners in a fallen world stop you. Maybe the secret was just waiting for YOU to get out there and discover it?
2. In your advice to yourself and to other believers, use the word ?just? regularly.
This will be a lot easier after you?ve found the answer to #1. Then you can tell people, ?Stop struggling! Just (insert SOCL [Secret of Christian Life] here).? Until then, sprinkle ?just? in as many tidbits of advice as possible: : ?Just believe?just remember?just trust God.? That helps remind people that, after all, the Christian life is really easy. So suck it up and deal with it, wimp.
3. For simplicity?s sake, assume that God deals with everyone in exactly the same way. If you want to make things even simpler, assume that you?re the pattern.
Listen, there are a lot of Christians out there. If you let the thought enter your mind that God is a person who might deal with people as unique individuals, not generic cookie-cutter-Christians, it will overwhelm you! You might have to actually listen to people, charitably assume that God is at work in their life in ways you can?t see, or even learn from the ways they?re different from you. That?s going to take a lot of time. Just don?t go there. Here?s the code you live by: God is easy to figure out, not very creative, and has already used all his tricks in your life. (I know, it seems a little hard on God, but trust me on this one. The alternative is just way too complicated. You?ll thank me later.)
4. Don?t waste time checking your assumptions against the Bible.
After all, there?s only so much time in the day! Begin your sentences about your key beliefs with, ?The Bible clearly says?? but don?t bother with actually proving it. The basis for this is that everything that?s worth knowing in Scripture is so clear that only a fool wouldn?t already see it from your point of view. If you can find one verse that proves your point, that?s more than adequate!
5. Reduce everything to ?5 Easy Steps.?
See? I?ve already modeled it for you! Remember, the point is EASY steps. It?s not enough to just list things that are true (preachers do that all the time). The real test is whether or not you can make them so simplistic that they require no work or deep thought. That?s the mark of a true Easy List.
Actually, these are probably the definitive 5 Easy Steps for the Christian life, so there may be nothing left to reduce to further lists. You?d probably be better off just memorizing this one.
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