“Being gluten intolerant is a fantastic opportunity for you to assert your dominance on the lives of everyone around you. Which improves your life.” Follow these simple steps to learn how to be gluten intolerant yourself! (Of course this only applies to those who do not actually suffer from Celiac’s or other forms of real gluten intolerance.)
The Gainesville Tornadoes are a high school basketball tame that plays under, well, unique circumstances – circumstances that mea nobody ever shows up to root for them. Until an opposing school steps up to solve the issue. Really cool story.