What happens when a school administrator refuses to call a family trip to Boston an excused absence despite the fact that is was because of a death in the family and the Boston Marathon? Well, what happens is that a thoughtful, well-spoken dad drops some serious knowledge on said administrator. You tell her, dad.
America is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad place. And it’s stupid too. How do I know this? Because now we have selfie sticks designed to look like hands so sad, lonely losers can convince people they actually have friends.
You’ve heard of Asian carp, the uber-aggresive invasive fish that have taken over midwestern rivers and lakes? Well, these Illinois boys have some ideas of how to get rid of them gladiator style.
A speech jammer is a device that plays back your own voice at a slight delay rendering you, well, completely ridiculously unintelligible. And it is hilarious. Watch this guy try to read a Dr. Seuss classic while using one.