Goodness from the Interwebs for 8/31

  • Sometimes lying is loving. Or at least it’s necessary, especially when you’re a parent. Here are 45 of the best lies parents have told their kids.
  • You know how hipsters dress like people used to back when work ethics still existed and so did polio? Well, this 104-year-old guy rocks that style better than any hipster, and probably has since prohibition.
  • What happens when you merge classic works of art with modern cultural icons? Sheer awesomeness.
  • Going to Ikea is the worst. It’s a labyrinth of unassembled domestic hell. Well, this guy found the right way to survive. You pun it to death and then pun it some more.